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Custom Retirement Bottle Labels

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Label Size: Medium Wine – 3.3" x 4"
Number of Labels: 1
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Three wine bottles with humorous labels on a light gray background

Custom Retirement Bottle Labels

$12.00 $9.00

Custom Retirement Bottle Labels

$12.00 $9.00
Label Size: Medium Wine – 3.3" x 4"
Number of Labels: 1

Celebrate their next chapter in style with custom retirement bottle labels!

These personalized labels turn any bottle of wine, champagne, beer, or spirits into a memorable retirement gift. Perfect for coworkers, friends, or family, each label can be customized with a name, retirement date, or funny message to bring smiles and laughter to the celebration. Available in size options for standard and mini wine bottles, champagne bottles, beer bottles, and even liquor shots, they’re easy to apply and instantly make any gift feel extra special.

Label Details

  • UV printed for sharp, vibrant color

  • 100% waterproof, will not smudge or fade

  • Easy-apply vinyl that goes on smoothly without bubbles

  • Glossy raised finish for a premium, professional look

  • Size options for standard wine, mini wine, champagne, mini champagne, beer, and shot bottles

How It Works

  1. Choose your label size and add personalization (name, date, or custom message).

  2. Place your order.

  3. Receive ready-to-use labels that apply in seconds.

Whether you’re wrapping up a bottle for a retirement dinner, office party, or family toast, these labels make the gift unforgettable.

Product Details & Customization

How do I upload my photo?

Most listings have an upload box right on the product page. If you’re having trouble, reach out to us via email or our contact page and we’ll help!

Do you offer bundle discounts?

Yes! Visit the Bundles section under Shop by Product to see available party packs and discounts.

How do I hang my banner?

All banners come with 8 feet of white nylon twine to tape or tie just about anywhere.
Pre-strung banners arrive ready to hang.
DIY banners come with holes — just thread the twine through, and you’re set!

Do I have to assemble the toppers, picks, or straws?

Nope! All cupcake toppers, cocktail picks, swizzle sticks, and straws arrive fully assembled and ready to use.

How big are the party decorations?

Product Sizes:
• Banner faces (with pointy hats): approx. 8.7–9” tall (wider photos and flatter hats may be shorter)
• Cupcake toppers: 3.5” face on a 4” stick
• Cocktail picks: 3” face on a 4” pointed pick
• Straws: 2.5” face on an 8” straw
• Swizzle sticks: 3” face on a 7.5” stick

Can I customize the color or wording on my banner?

Yes! Most banners allow for custom wording and color changes — we can even match your party palette. Just send us a message and we’ll help bring your idea to life.

Can you make party hats with my logo or a custom pattern?

Absolutely. We can create hats with your logo, branding, or any custom pattern. We'll work closely with you to make sure you're 100% happy before production.

Still have questions?

Contact us here and we’ll get back to you right away!

Shipping Policy

When will my order ship? (Processing Time)

All orders are made to order and ship within 1–3 business days.

How fast can I get my order? (Estimated Delivery Times)

  • United States: 5–7 business days
  • Canada: 7-10 business days
  • International: 7–20 business days (delivery times vary by destination and may be subject to customs delays)

How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email so you can follow it right to your door.

Do you offer International Shipping?

  • Yes! International shipping is available worldwide.
  • Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on location and weight.
  • Customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or import fees charged by their country.
  • Delivery times may be extended by customs processing.

Packaging & Carrier Info

US Orders ship from Sweet Grass, MT via USPS First Class or Priority Mail in a protective bubble mailer or box.
Canadian orders ship from Calgary, AB via Canada Post or available courier.

Incorrect Address

  • We ship to the address provided at checkout.
  • If the wrong address is given and the order is returned to us, we can reship for an additional shipping charge.
  • If your order hasn’t shipped yet, we can update it!

Return & Refund Policy

Custom Items

Custom items are created just for you so cannot be returned. If anything arrives damaged or not as expected, please contact us for a replacement.

Non-Custom Items

  • Returnable within 30 days of delivery in original condition. Buyer is responsible for return shipping unless the return is due to our error.
  • Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 3–5 business days after we receive the returned item.

What if there’s a problem with my order?

Your happiness matters to us. From creation to packaging, we put care into every step, but if there’s an issue when your order arrives, reach out to us right away and we’ll do what it takes to make it right.

Order Changes & Cancellations

Can I change my order after it’s placed?

Orders can be changed or canceled within 12 hours of purchase, provided they haven’t entered production. Once in production, we cannot make changes or cancel the order.

Can I add items to my order after checkout?

Yes, if your order hasn’t shipped yet. Contact us and we can create a quick add-on order so everything arrives together.

Cancellations

  • Orders can be changed or canceled within 12 hours of purchase, provided they haven’t entered production.
  • Once in production, we cannot cancel the order.

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